Saturday, February 26, 2011

Milky Cervical Fluid 2 Days Before My Period?

How the seller of BHV convinced me that I was a handyman in power



Sometimes the savings are made that are costly. Keep a compact microwave oven provided with an outlet Swiss ruin in adapters and / or turntable broke, instead of buying a new appliance, Chinese, Cheap (disposable?). But I am naturally rather stubborn. Invoke the lexical field of stubbornness and you can stick me in turn the adjectives of stubborn, stubborn, obstinate, willful, stubborn, pugnacious, etc.. Pugnacity particular allowed me to live my dream theater. But I digress from the East. Suppose we met and that you give me the dumbest offerings, well, I'll try to find a place in my tiny apartment. Some years ago, a boy came into my life and I helped him in one of his moves. "I do not know what to make of this elephantine microwave," he said . How the oven had traveled from Switzerland to land in this improbable cellar of the Paris region is a long story I'll spare you.

Taking advantage of a new move - mine, this time - I found the use of certain appliances including the oven. The problem, as there is a catch is that I had lost the necessary adapter socket. The Swiss do not just build beautiful and expensive watches, they also invented some funny catch. About the Swiss Army knife that has kindly engraved friend Jean-Luc - author of the ticket " she was beautiful, the old " - was used to uncork the first bottle to celebrate my new nest.

Party explore the vast and legendary basement of the BHV looking for an adapter, I returned with an armful of other things, petrol blue laces, buckles, Phillips screwdriver, Riveter hammer, screws and hooks. What was my puzzlement over the wall with hammers: all types, all prices, all designs. Which to choose? I did not still ask the seller "what's the difference between a hammer riveter and a claw hammer? "This temple tooling has not only inspired Pennac in writing his Au bonheur des ogres , it has long been a very long time the place of the Vagrancy lovers screw and rivet - and there I feel your twisted mind imagine things that virtue rejects papal (fuck the Pope!). It is not because the BHV is located in the ghetto of gay Paris that he must see gays everywhere. Quoiqueue.

Muni naive drawing of a Swiss, I approach a seller. He said: "Why do you not simply change the socket? " And then I sink into an abyss of perplexity. He insists. And I made a drawing (pictured above). Galvanized by his counsels childish, I imagine myself handyman Sunday, nay, the week of Thursday, four Thursdays. And accept the mission he entrusted to me.

Buy a plug 2P + white, a small Phillips screwdriver. Go home. Cut the cord microwave oven, look for the son of different colors. Insert them into my new purchase, the mains plug. Visser. Get ready to connect. And pray!

Thursday, February 24, 2011

What Is Katydid Candy And Were Can I Buy Some

Apo please? The new dimension

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Silver Strike Bowling Howto Strike

Both piss in a pie server


(Utopia photographed in Paris in the 14th)


Some of you, on reading " and I pass the green and I ' ve nothing to fart "I truly believed that bought jammer. Well, no. Remember, I had declined the post in the conditional (if the mode-my-aunt-in-had-this-is-my-uncle). Although I am itching to find one (jammer, no uncle).

Will I finally be among the users for whom unwanted chatter, intimate conversations delivered to vied, entered the order of things, it-like-it-is-there-can -nothing?

Somewhat irritated by the lady who said to his caller on the line "I'm stressed" and tells why and how I keep from staring. At the point she finally asked:
- Got a problem?
- No, no, I'm listening, I'm interested.

I spent the dialogue of the deaf in which I struck him on the back of my mind. No neighbor blink.
- I'll get upset , threat does.
- Go ahead, you freak, we're having fun.
- ...
bovine eye, she chooses to conclude with one:
- Fuck you!

A short time later, it's time for my next door cause loudly in his phone. I let fly a look grim. But it's another passenger, the other side who, taking sympathy for the poor guy who piss in a pie server (me) calls me nicely. A weary smile hung on his lips, she said in a soft voice
- Never mind, it does not deserve to spoil your evening.
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... - And then it is useless.

- You're right, unfortunately.

The wise advice of my neighbor fell on deaf ears because I got "bumped" a final user before returning to my household gods. On the platform of a match, a man in his fifties hoarse in a telephone conversation. What I do, I gives the nail, I supported him glances and then a second and a third. Then he rises, steps forward and asks me
- What is it? What are you looking at me?
- I'm listening.
- And then?
- I'm not interested.
aback for a split second, I propose to look elsewhere if I am. I am careful not to obey him.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Compound Interest Formula

The language of Molière ... and Cardinal. Poetry

Source: Wikipedia
is the season of love cool, forbidden love affairs. But nothing prevents the Cardinal, dressed in red, feathers quivering in the wind, humming his appeal to his female "huitt ... huitt huitt, swaying on the thin branch of willow in my garden. I observed from my window in the background, the winter sky clear blue. It's sunny, it's cold. Life is beautiful.

So you I change? A "huitt ... huitt huitt "to mean" How beautiful is the language Molière "." Here is the poem I received Rosh Menard, UQAM (University of University of Quebec at Montreal), and I convey to you with love, delight and organ ...

"How beautiful is the language of Molière

have and be

Far from the old grammar books,
Hear how one evening ,
My mother taught me
mysteries
the verb be and the verb have.
Among my best
auxiliary
There are two verbs originals.
Having and Being were two brothers
What I knew from the cradle.
Although opposites in character,
You could believe twins
As their story is unique.
But these two brothers were rivals.
what having wanted to be
Be always wanted to have it.
Do not want god nor master,
the verb to be has been had.
Have Her brother was in the bank
And made a great number,
So being, still missing.
great pain in his ego.
While being taught to read
And made his humanities
From his side without saying anything to him
Having learned to count.
And amassed fortunes
In assets, cash,
For being a little on the moon
Had left dispossessed. Have
was ostentatious
When he was generous,
Being Instead, and notoriously
is often presumptuous.
Have travel business class.
He puts all his titles away.
So that being is more debonair,
It does nothing to keep him.
His wealth is Internalized
These are the things of the spirit.
the verb to be is all modesty,
And nobility is the price.
One day at power chimeras
To reach agreement,
between verbs that can be done,
They combined their efforts.
And not to lose face
the mid- words together,
They divided the tasks
To finally be reconciled.
Have The verb needs to be
Because being is to exist.
Be The verb needs to have
To enrich its good sides.
And endless palaver
In quibbles convoluted
Our two inseparable brothers
Could be and have been.
Pretty no?

Far from the usual content humorous items.
Exceptionally this text deserves to be widely disseminated.

Vive la French. "


Vive la Vie!
Vive l'Amour!
Sing your "huitt .. huitt huitt "
Be happy!


Mountains Piano Chord



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Oyez!
A revolution of the utmost importance took place during the night on my little geek world, conducted with brio, and a bit of professional bias;) - by the man for the job. So here I am in a whole new galaxy: welcome to the world of Linux! Armed with a second hard drive, a new graphics card and a few strips of ram in the belly, I launched the assault to free software that does not buguent, vérolent do not, do not haggle, s'incompatibilisent do not. Apart from some handling blunders leading to the irretrievable loss two years of work (and live humhum reflex backup, especially if like me you have the mania damn-Shifa remove ......), approach is nice, ergonomic wish, clear, navigable FREE ( and legal!).
short, the opportunity to take control of new graphics software, and a little snorkeling in the old, just to make a stone of two sorts.
And you publish it not my first virtual dépatouillages on Gimp!
A good and welcome your army of penguins!





In order: property viel self-portrait (2005), a snapshot of Mulhouse (2006), the caprice of another (2005 - 2006), and a small snapshot "Loaded Gun" (2006)

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Friday, February 18, 2011

Why Is Psychology A Good Career

From head to heart ...


Thursday, February 17, 2011

Hair Dresser Free Templates

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Long time ago, I don ' I not published a few scribbled notes, faces throws, all attempts just entered, misfires, folded pages. Today I want to open again the door of my books, because after all, they are witnessing a daily newspaper color them.

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Monday, February 14, 2011

How To Get Him Horny Poem

kind of wall space

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Remember, a few folds of faces, often drawn some lines, some curves fractured to rebuild this human piece which was one day stayed.


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Sunday, February 13, 2011

Is It Okay To Use Expired Broth

and so the green and I have nothing to fart



If I had money to throw around or I lived at the end of the street Delabordère in Neuilly-sur-Seine and incidentally I mingled with the mob, I would buy a cell phone jammer (GSM frequencies and 3G, UMTS, etc.). and would add to the panoply of the perfect Parisian who wants to piss off the hecklers.

The purchase of this beast is allowed, its use, however, is regulated or prohibited.

Before, I fixed the cell phone addicts who, in defiance of the rules of good living the most basic, telling their hectic lives by bus, subway, restaurant. Referring that the for-mid-able hair color, which tryst gone awry, that the debriefing of a conf call boring as it does not concern us, and I pass the green and I ' ve nothing to fart. By dint of blandly set, I could reap a vague eyebrow questioningly but what he has one, he wants my picture?

now interfering in the pocket, I darted a mocking eye on my future victims and operate the craft, creating interference on how to read my book in peace. I feed the prohibited expression of Quidam, its multiple and unsuccessful attempts to reconnect with the boss that he had cherished on the line, then deadly boredom suddenly seize because he does not what to do with his journey, his ten fingers of his time in his life. The abyss. Prof.

will suspect malicious activity more students or sms-esque cybernetic. The traveler will
a nap or quiet conversations free ringtones Blocker.
The devotee and bigot will not be disturbed in their monologues addressed to the Most High.

And cetera.


Some people dream of ubiquitous, to be teleported, to read minds, to look under the skirts of girls or boys kilts, I dream of a world where the rubbish thrown out the car window would return to the front of the driver or dishonest the soft bed of her home, I also dream of a public space where promiscuity would prohibit telephone conversations.

And finally think we agree.

(post inspired by a proposal for a "perfect world" by Virginia B )

Friday, February 11, 2011

Sims 3 Mount Toast Image Not Working



My most nightmarish nights, here. Darkest, most slimy, stubborn, large ditches, unfathomable depths, the impassable, impossible, as ever, all those. Everything is there.
In the hollow of a jaw too tight. "And if men love to forget is that happiness is painful." And we try again and again, we were not afraid they say, risk taking, savings lost, badly. Dirty kids? I try everything, forgetting once before, as always, that the whole can be entirely negative.
Everyone knows it hurts sometimes.
J'dirai not really think I'm burning tonight. Instead I Pleus, frankly, I Pleus as everything is blue lining.
they are, the worst. although the persistent biting anxiety. These nights there, where is with no one, where one is not quite alone. Worse, when the only person with whom one would be, is a veil of perfume prohibited. Because we are proud, of course. That is cowardly, especially. Perhaps there is nothing worse than calling for help and to see a hand stand down. Ego bruised, distorted beliefs, the beautiful armada of delivery in question.
Once more I put myself into touch, the finger too lucid, I knowingly edge contrast and unbearable. Party of course, without words to say, too top it's hard to sleep, too little confidence to defy the dark corner of a familiar room.
I cling to the screen, at the expense of modesty, of course.
It's too easy to say that in itself may be more, I would not like be another. We can do no more, period.
Longer facades, nestled in an mp3. Accelerating pace. Where to go, eh? Excuse, pass over there. Extirpate them, or quickly enough. Wait and fear at a time.

The man who sleeps?
Exclusion, they said.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Do All North Face Jackets Have Logo On Back

A taste ripe scent of night



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And now, 'that had to happen one day ... My first job illustrator!
Wuhu and hurray hurray horn in the ass! History and put you in my bath, a bit nocturnal caress sunny despite a damn teenager, go and listen it. Because whatever they say the old Tim, Danny, it ba Danny remains.


And the first version, not yet accomplished, the new album Nuns Homologated a preview. My geek (ette) of love, I confess, after all the need to store computer-paint-eating-of-the-pizza wins (but little eh!) On my tour of exploration ritual. Soon soon comments on your small and large projects!


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Saturday, February 5, 2011

Jeffrey Dahmer Personality Disorder

Treat me happy fool and you will make me happy


Your strawberry picker photographed yesterday

Listen Mr. Scruff - Music Takes Me Up (feat. Alice Russell)

Left for a tray-TV in At home we Devison merrily around a Chinon, cherry tomatoes and cubes of cheese snacks and basil, Film Pierre Etaix we are about to view, we turn to something else. My friend and I exchange about acting lessons she gives to her fervently primary or adults socially offset tenderly she calls her "very shy", music, film, paths or me borrow it. Pragmatism, lightness, our joys of our troubles. From glass Work hard and I always look half full. Optimism pegged to the body does not empathy or awareness of the distress. With my failures, my disappointments, my injuries, I pilfering here and there, day after day, a smile, a glance, a gesture, a smell, a feeling, an echo of laughter, and I draw the perfect antidote to the gloom of our time. Treat me Fool happy and my happiness you make. Etaix, yet it is these artists that come from far away, my joy. Upset yesterday by one of his drawings that I did not know: a portrait of a clown when the eye is a bird feather and tear. Asked by tilly to listen Marcel Zanini Tuesday at Petit Journal St. Michel, I secretly hoped to hear again the shrill voice of Etaix say hello, and listen putting her Odile Etaix soul jazz player on the company and Zanini. It's also music that transported us yesterday, my friend and me, about this other thing we had neither prepared nor considered. This song is incredibly energizing, above: Mr. Scruff and the voice of Alice Russell in a "Music Takes Me Up" (video ), delicious subject of crime:

- Oh, it's been so long that I did not go dancing, "said my friend.
- You and I have never been to a nightclub together!
- It's true! We will go one of these four, eh?
- Why not tonight?

And here we are arm in arm, wearing one of our steps to the dance halls which Paris has a secret. First seated, we looked boys, boys and girls rubbing to ballroom dancing. George has presented his Valerie. We booze, we guinche .

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Gay Cruising Places In Zanzibar

Livetweeter (or time of available human brain)


You see, I did not much exciting to tell. Also, prepare yourself for a ticket and superficial light, as almost indispensable. Relax. And let go of the fucking phone, you can live without more than two minutes flat.

Sorry, I do not know what came over me.

Click on image to enlarge the sympathetic exchange between Nicolas and me.

There is a new television and cyber practice that I wanted to point out to newcomers: the livetweet. No no, do not flee. It's worth its weight in cashew. You must know your contemporaries, their behavior, deviant or not. Besides, I happened to livetweeter (remember the acronym LT), I confess. But ... all things considered, (and changing the subject a little) about her life on the phone in the subway, bus or street, it is not deviant, it is simply rude. So you tell me, politeness, etiquette, modesty, it makes you look good (hairy?). But I digress, Edgar.

For livetweeter, you need a TV and internet connection. And a preference for chains selling human brain time 1 available to Coca-Cola (TF1, M6, Direct 8 France Televisions and ... yes, France Televisions is entered in this category on the day it was decided to outdo its neighbors sidewalk).

livetweeter But what? These comment live your favorite program or the one you love to hate but you can not keep watching. Everyone knows that shit television is addictive. The viewer that I converted can speak wisely. And I now points to the polluted Brains anonymous. Hello Lawrence. Thank you Lawrence.

Thanks to Nicolas for having served his costs 2 guinea pig blogosphere.

Imagine, dear reader, who do not use or interest to see Twitter - the tool has many uses, but I will not do in the article today - imagine that viewer equipped with a hand of his Zapping, the other of its smartphone, sending on Twitter (he can also do it on Facebook, for that matter) his complaints about the hairstyle disastrous presenter 3 , the elimination of its scandalous favorite candidate in Top Chef or X-Factor, like so many text messages sent on the World Wide Web, secretly hoping that his thoughts are read and immemorial times by his peers. It's a bit of readers' letters 2011. The

livetweet (LT) = trade coffee where everyone delivers her brilliant Analysis of championship football, with the difference that livetweeteur alone on his couch, armed with two extensions of his person, two transitional objects his Zapping and mobile phone - he never, ever extinguish Queen of England may one day need a night its lights. I would be

this little mouse who observes my contemporaries reached the acute livetouitte here to better describe the joys and sorrows (France one point, Bulgaria ten points). Observe the guests at table SMS touittent, hitting the same keys in all-will between the pear and cheese in a surprising Social acrobatics.

Well, I'll LT programs dishwasher:)))



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1 Remember. In 2004, an executive of TF1 shamelessly declared:

"There are many ways of talking about television. But in perspective "business", let's be realistic: basically, TF1's job is to help Coca-Cola, for example, to sell its product (...).

Now for an advertisement to be seen, requires that the viewer's brain is available. Our programs are designed to make it available: that is to say to entertain, to relax to prepare it between two messages. What we sell to Coca-Cola is available human brain time (...).

Nothing is more difficult than obtaining this availability. This is where is the permanent change. We must continuously seek the programs that work, follow the fashions, surf on tendencies, in a context where information is accelerating, multiplies and becomes commonplace. "
(Source: Acrimed )

2 ... at his expense, manner of speaking, 99% of the tweets are public. To be quite honest and raise the standard, Nicolas me the signaled livetweet regular Questions or Government Tonight or Never .

3 also apply to hairdressing Cecile de France in the no less disastrous Beyond Clint Eastwood. At the risk of seeing some wiggle séants of annoyance on their seats, test the LT at the movies!