You see, I did not much exciting to tell. Also, prepare yourself for a ticket and superficial light, as almost indispensable. Relax. And let go of the fucking phone, you can live without more than two minutes flat.
Sorry, I do not know what came over me.
There is a new television and cyber practice that I wanted to point out to newcomers: the livetweet. No no, do not flee. It's worth its weight in cashew. You must know your contemporaries, their behavior, deviant or not. Besides, I happened to livetweeter (remember the acronym LT), I confess. But ... all things considered, (and changing the subject a little) about her life on the phone in the subway, bus or street, it is not deviant, it is simply rude. So you tell me, politeness, etiquette, modesty, it makes you look good (hairy?). But I digress, Edgar.
For livetweeter, you need a TV and internet connection. And a preference for chains selling human brain time 1 available to Coca-Cola (TF1, M6, Direct 8 France Televisions and ... yes, France Televisions is entered in this category on the day it was decided to outdo its neighbors sidewalk).
livetweeter But what? These comment live your favorite program or the one you love to hate but you can not keep watching. Everyone knows that shit television is addictive. The viewer that I converted can speak wisely. And I now points to the polluted Brains anonymous. Hello Lawrence. Thank you Lawrence.
Imagine, dear reader, who do not use or interest to see Twitter - the tool has many uses, but I will not do in the article today - imagine that viewer equipped with a hand of his Zapping, the other of its smartphone, sending on Twitter (he can also do it on Facebook, for that matter) his complaints about the hairstyle disastrous presenter 3 , the elimination of its scandalous favorite candidate in Top Chef or X-Factor, like so many text messages sent on the World Wide Web, secretly hoping that his thoughts are read and immemorial times by his peers. It's a bit of readers' letters 2011. The
livetweet (LT) = trade coffee where everyone delivers her brilliant Analysis of championship football, with the difference that livetweeteur alone on his couch, armed with two extensions of his person, two transitional objects his Zapping and mobile phone - he never, ever extinguish Queen of England may one day need a night its lights. I would be
this little mouse who observes my contemporaries reached the acute livetouitte here to better describe the joys and sorrows (France one point, Bulgaria ten points). Observe the guests at table SMS touittent, hitting the same keys in all-will between the pear and cheese in a surprising Social acrobatics.
Well, I'll LT programs dishwasher:)))
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1 Remember. In 2004, an executive of TF1 shamelessly declared:
"There are many ways of talking about television. But in perspective "business", let's be realistic: basically, TF1's job is to help Coca-Cola, for example, to sell its product (...).
Now for an advertisement to be seen, requires that the viewer's brain is available. Our programs are designed to make it available: that is to say to entertain, to relax to prepare it between two messages. What we sell to Coca-Cola is available human brain time (...).
Nothing is more difficult than obtaining this availability. This is where is the permanent change. We must continuously seek the programs that work, follow the fashions, surf on tendencies, in a context where information is accelerating, multiplies and becomes commonplace. " (Source: Acrimed )
2 ... at his expense, manner of speaking, 99% of the tweets are public. To be quite honest and raise the standard, Nicolas me the signaled livetweet regular Questions or Government Tonight or Never .
3 also apply to hairdressing Cecile de France in the no less disastrous Beyond Clint Eastwood. At the risk of seeing some wiggle séants of annoyance on their seats, test the LT at the movies!
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